02
Oct

site update- mourning

So I am still prepping some tests and I am mourning the impending implosion of a Cubs team that should have made it to the World Series at worst if not won the whole thing.

Sorry, not even boobies can fix that for me today…OK maybe later, but not just yet. ;)

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02
Oct

megan fox in a bra just as awesome as it sounds

Megan Fox is in a new film called How to lose friends and alienate people or some shit like that.

The movie must REALLY suck because they have been letting every pic of Megan Fox in various states of undress ‘leak’ out like they were going out of style.

Mission accomplished marketing department. Normally I would see past your ruse, but seeing as Megan Fox in a bra is about as close to heaven as anything I’ve gonna see ever, I am totally going to torture myself whilst seeing this movie.

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02
Oct

Peter Griffin’s sideboob hour feat. Audrina Patridge

Sorry I’ve been lazy this week. MAJOR tests coming up in school and I’ve been basically going batshit crazy.

Anywho, to make up for my transgression, here are some more pix of Audrina Patridge from the set I posted the other day.

However, this one has far more sideboob and has Audrina’s ‘wild child’ sister in them as well.

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29
Sep

Audrina Patridge still is hot in a swimsuit

So yeah, I know I declared summer over since Audrina Patridge wasn’t seen in a bikini for a while, but she is back…though not in a bikini.

Does that just mean Fall is here since she has more coverage going on?

Well I know I have about 50 winter jokes involving the ‘north pole’ and other variants like that I am holding onto for the ladies of this blog. So I guess I have to wait a few months to unleash those gems.

In the meantime enjoy Audrina’s outrageous body in a super tight swimsuit.

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28
Sep

tricia helfer in German FHM

Son of a bitch!

I LOVE Tricia Helfer. She played number 6 on the new Battlestar Galatica (which I am currently obsessed with because I didn’t have Sci-Fi channel when it originally aired unfortunately)

Well German FHM did the smartest thing ever and decided to do a photoshoot with her in her underwear. Basically Tricia Helfer - clothes + camera rolling = MONEY

I realize 90% of casting directors are gay but they really need to realize the need to put her in a lot more things before she gets over the hill. (she is 34 at the moment.)

Oh and in the interview she claims she is an unfeeling person…I could and would like to help her out with that…just saying.

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28
Sep

rack time with blake lively

So I’ve been meaning to post these for a few days but school concerns have held me up. (mid terms are already rapidly approaching)

So I hate Blake Liveley’s show. I mean it sucks.

It REALLY sucks.

I guess she is in the same boat as Audrina Patridge: shitty show, hot chick.

However, Blake’s rack looks spectacular in this dress. I mean eyes popping out tongue rolling around like a roll of toilet paper flopping around Tex Avery cartoon style.

I don’t think they are implants, they look like they are getting plenty of help from the dress.

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25
Sep

katy perry’s music sucks but her rack does not.

Katy Perry sucks.

I mean, she really really sucks. Her music is heinous and obvious and she tries SOOOO hard to be outrageous.

One need look no further than her wearing a neglige to the VMA’s as a sign of desperation. Oh and her hit song that blatantly plays on the male fantasy of seeing two seemingly straight girls making out.

However, her spectacular rack will always assure her of a place on this page…until she goes downhill and starts looking heinous.

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