Yeah it’s trailer day today.
I have another one that looks spectacular!
It’s the first teaser for Terminator: Salvation starring Christian Bale coming out in May of 2009.
There is no Arnold Schwarzenegger this time, but it doesn’t look like it matters all that much.
I have an official movie boner. I hope season 2 of Sarah Conner Chronicles helps to fuel that mania.
Check out the trailer below. Continue reading ‘trailer: terminator salvation’
Hayden Panettiere has cut a new song and music video for Candies. (a shoe company she is sponsored by)
The song eats dong. Shocking right? But there is no denying she looks sexy. So I guess it’s a wash.
Check it out after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere-Wake up call music video/commercial for Candies’
If you haven’t seen it already, Empire has the exclusive trailer to the new Zack Snyder (300) film Watchmen (based on the graphic novel of the same name)
This thing looks AMAZING!
Click HERE to see it in large format glory!
Or if you prefer the youtube version, you can see it after the break. Continue reading ‘trailer: Watchmen trailer! Holy Shit!’
How To Lose Friends and Alienate People…this looks like a fucking turd.
It’s a shame since I find Simon Pegg to be a funny man. Kirsten Dunst is also in this.
Check out the video below. Megan Fox looks hot but it also looks like her part is there to be the token piece of ass…which is fine by me.
Continue reading ‘how to lose friends and alienate people aka new megan fox movie’
This is a revolutionary idea that will no doubt change the way we rate women around the world.
The idea is simple; rather than use a simple 1-10 rating, you parcel out a number 0-9 for the face; 1 or a 0 for whether you would fuck her or not (1=yes, 0=no) and 0-9 for her body.
Read HERE for a more in depth explanation of the evolution of the revolution.
So from now on Megan Fox is a straight 919 (I also fall into that category…in reverse. 
). Enjoy the revolution while you can, boys cause the word will get out and you’ll have to hide this too.
I have no idea why Hayden Panettiere is at the ESPYS.
She is arguable the least athletic looking, in shape, person I’ve seen in my life. I could be wrong but I doubt it. (c’mon she’s a girl! Right? RIGHT?)
You will note that she did everything possible to lose that heinous new hairdo of hers and it works about a billion times better. (yes, I love being right again)
I’m still trying to figure out what the hell she was there for…hmmm…
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere at the ESPY awards…since she’s so involved in sports on a professional level’
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Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:
”‘I would love to do a movie naked - it would be beautiful.”
“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”
1930’s, 1970’s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.
Dear Hollywood moguls,
Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.
Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.
If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.
In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:
INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT
MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.
She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.
A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.
MEGAN FOX
I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.
She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.
I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.
Repeat for 90 minutes.
See? Easy right? Get it DONE.
More pix of Megan Fox after the break. Continue reading ‘megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this!’
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